Sunday, April 12, 2009

Food For Thought

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
Siddhartha Gautama Buddha, spiritual teacher in the north eastern region of the Indian subcontinent who founded Buddhism, 563 B.C. - 483 B.C. (Dharma)

"Academic qualifications are important and so is financial education. They're both important and schools are forgetting one of them."
Robert Toru Kiyosaki, American investor, businessman, self-help author and motivational speaker, 1947 - present (Rich Dad, Poor Dad)


"You're fired!"
Donald John Trump, American business magnate, socialite, television personality and author, 1946 -present (The Apprentice)





"Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve."
Napoleon Hill, American success/motivation author, 1883 - 1970 (Think & Grow Rich)





"Dare to dream. It’s all about dreaming and from dreams come great things. If you don’t dream you will never get there."
Dato' Anthony Francis Fernandes (also known as Tony Fernandes), Malaysian entrepreneur and founder/CEO of AirAsia, 1964 - present (Now Everyone Can Fly)



"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, German philosopher and classical philologist, 1844 - 1900 (Thus Spake Zarathustra)





"There is nothing that is more certain sign of insanity than to do the same thing over and over and expect the results to be different."
Albert Einstein, German theoretical physicist, 1879 - 1955 (General Theory of Relativity)




"Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Alva Edison, American inventor and businessman, 1847 - 1931 (The Wizard of Menlo Park)






"If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability."
Henry Ford, American founder of Ford Motor Company and father of modern assembly lines used in mass production, 1863 - 1947 (Fordism)



"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
Charles Robert Darwin, English naturalist, eminent collector and geologist, 1809 - 1882 (On the Origin of Species)




"Knowledge is the antidote to fear."
Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist, philosopher, poet, and leader of the Transcendentalist movement in the early 19th century, 1803 - 1882 (Self-Reliance)





"It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always."
Oprah Gail Winfrey, American television host, media mogul, and philanthropist, 1954 - present (The Oprah Winfrey Show)




"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there."
Indira Priyadarshini Gandhi, India's first and to date only female Prime Minister, 1917 - 1984 (Green Revolution)




"Man is a goal seeking animal. His life only has meaning if he is reaching out and striving for his goals."
Aristotle, Greek philosopher, a student of Plato and teacher of Alexander the Great, 384 B.C. – 322 B.C. (Corpus Aristotelicum)




"Character is like a tree and reputation its shadow. The shadow is what we think it is; the tree is the real thing."
Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States of America, 1809 - 1865 (The Gettysburg Address)




"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart."
Helen Adams Keller, American author, political activist and lecturer, first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree, 1880 - 1968 (The Story of My Life)

Beyond - 海闊天空 (樂與怒, 1993年7月31日)

My most favourite song! 黄家驹, 不死音乐精神!




不死傳奇:黃家駒 - 海闊天空

Beyond - 海闊天空

Beyond - 海闊天空 (樂與怒, 1993年7月31日)
作曲: 黄家驹
作词: 黄家驹

今天我 寒夜里看雪飘过
怀着冷却了的心窝漂远方
风雨里追赶
雾里分不清影踪
天空海阔你与我 可会变 (谁没在变)

多少次 迎着冷眼与嘲笑
从没有放弃过心中的理想
一刹那恍惚
若有所失的感觉
不知不觉已变淡 心里爱 (谁明白我)

原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由
也会怕有一天会跌倒 (OH!NO!)
背弃了理想 谁人都可以
哪会怕有一天只你共我

仍然自由自我
永远高唱我歌
走遍千里

郑智化 - 水手 (私房歌, 1992年4月)

Such an inspiring song!


郑智化 - 水手 (私房歌, 1992年4月)
作曲: 郑智化
作词: 郑智化
 
苦涩的沙 吹痛脸庞的感觉
像父亲的责骂 母亲的哭泣
永远难忘记
年少的我 喜欢一个人在海边
卷起裤管光着脚丫踩在沙滩上
总是幻想海洋的尽头有另一个世界
总是以为勇敢的水手是真正的男儿
总是一副弱不禁风孬种的样子
在受人欺负的时候总是听见水手说

他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要怕 至少我们还有梦
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要问 为什么
 
长大以后 为了理想而努力
渐渐的忽略了
父亲母亲和故乡的消息
如今的我 生活就像在演戏
说着言不由衷的话 戴着伪善的面具
总是拿着微不足道的成就来骗自己
总是莫名其妙感到一阵的空虚
总是靠一点酒精的麻醉才能够睡去
在半睡半醒之间仿佛又听见水手说
 
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要怕 至少我们还有梦
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要问 为什么

寻寻觅觅寻不到 活着的证据
都市的柏油路太硬 踩不出足迹
骄傲无知的现代人 不知道珍惜
那一片被文明糟踏过的海洋和天地
只有远离人群才能找回我自己
在带着咸味的空气中自由的呼吸
耳畔又传来汽笛声和水手的笑语
永远在内心的最深处听见水手说
 
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要怕 至少我们还有梦
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要问 为什么
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要怕 至少我们还有梦
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要问 为什么
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要怕 至少我们还有梦
他说风雨中这点痛算什么
擦干泪不要问 为什么

Friday, April 10, 2009

太极乐队 - 一切为何 (一切为何, 1991年)



太极乐队 - 一切为何 (一切为何, 1991年)
作曲: Jon Bon Jovi
作词: 林振强

从空中观看世间很美
蓝色的海青翠山坡
平静地卧于清风中的千里
没有一声叹奈何

可惜当靠近些观看
人间的分争太清楚
蓝天碧海都都不再好看
愿可知一切为何
看见私心将彼我封锁
香槟侧边太多肚饿
政客说谎偏偏却通过
愿我知一切为何
实在究竟这为何

从空中观看世间很美
谁都可把它作居所
而大地在远远看它只一片
无人来划了线
各分开界共河

我看见私心将彼我封锁
香槟侧边太多肚饿
政客说谎偏偏却通过
愿我知一切为何
老妇幼子也中枪火
但是却不知道为何

我也愿意信有那么一天
世界开开心心不必拼过
但到了那一天我在何
我也愿意信有那么一天
世界不分肤色不分你我
却也在笑我太天真太傻
我看见私心将彼我封锁
香槟侧边太多肚饿
政客说谎偏偏却通过
愿我知一切为何
老妇幼子也中枪火
但是却不知道为何

譚詠麟 - 星球本色 (迷情, 1991年7月25日)




譚詠麟 - 星球本色 (迷情, 1991年7月25日)
作曲: 迪西路
填詞: 周禮茂
編曲: Richard Yuen
監製: 葉廣權/關維麟

住在太空 有这星球
在诉说着困忧
住在这星 有这一班人
听到了也懒去接收
那个看到 这个星球
日以继夜变丑
逐渐变色 再也不可留
你与我往里里去走
是你的 是我的
但没有去珍惜
是你的 是我的
星球还它本色
(请求还它本色)

大地与天 已变污染
下雨也渐变酸
树木纵多 看似斩不完
却每寸再每寸变短

看见世间色彩变
而你我却沉寂
听见世间哭几遍
你我至痛惜
是你的 这地球
在这天想想以后
是我的 这地球
愿你来挽手
是你的 是我的 现在要去珍惜
是你的 是我的 星球还它本色(请求还它本色)

Monday, April 23, 2007

Choo’s 13 Immutable Laws on Employment in $ingapore









Choo's 13 Immutable Laws on Employment in $ingapore
*inspired and heavily influenced by the Dilbert Almighty and my real life personal experiences.

The right of Choo Chun Nam to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Garfield's Copyleft Act 2005. All rights reserved but feel free to forward all of my laws to the whole wide world (all I ask for is to just give me the damn credit I deserve!).


Choo's First Law
All the good ones are either gone or going soon, simply because they have a choice.
All the bad ones stay behind, simply because they have nowhere else to go.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys PERIOD


Choo's Second Law
Like foodstuff, every employee in $ingapore has an expiry date (currently fixed at 40 years old by most companies).

No company will want to hire you once you’re expired … unless you are M&M LKY who is 80 (double of the expiry date) and is still earning more than S$3 million a year.


Choo's Third Law
When part time staff work less and earn more than full time staff, massive disillusionment and demoralization are assured.


Choo's Fourth Law
It does not pay to be competent because most $ingapore bosses will simply take full advantage of you by giving you a big title with additional responsibilities but without the additional pay nor bonus.

It pays to be incompetent because most $ingapore bosses will simply reward you by giving you less or no work at all because you cannot be relied upon to do a good job anyway.

There is actually a scientific management term for this paradox. It’s called "managing the boss' expectations" which enables the freeloaders, slackers and underachievers to get away with murder for about 99.99% of the time.


Choo's Fifth Law
Too much work, too little time.
Too much responsibilities, too little compensation.
Best solution: "Outsourcing" to your unsuspecting co-workers or subordinates (formerly known as "arrowing").


Choo's Sixth Law
Things are never as simple as they may appear to you.
Your boss may not be as nice as you assume he is.
Your co-worker may not be as wicked as you think she is.


Choo's Seventh Law
No one is indispensable (unless if you are an MM or an SM of course).
You may be the best performer in the world and your boss may be the worst slacker in the world but when push comes to shove, your boss will be more than happy to sacrifice you for one very simple reason: SELF PRESERVATION.


Choo's Eighth Law
When a leader is weak, overly optimistic, out of touch with reality, suffers from delusions of grandeur (folie de grandeur) and tries to avoid conflicts at all costs, the work place will quickly turn into a fertile breeding ground and safe haven for freeloaders, slackers, deadwood, charlatans, quacks, incompetent imbeciles and prima donnas.


Choo's Ninth Law
We are the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.


Choo's Tenth Law
Irish philosopher, Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797) once said: "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil, is that good men do nothing."


English historian, Lord Acton (1834 - 1902) once said: "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."


You are being bullied/harassed/victimised by your fellow co-workers on a daily basis…

If you are lucky, your boss will sit on his ass doing absolutely nothing to alleviate your suffering.

If you are unlucky, your boss will join in the fun as well and make life a pure living hell for you.



Choo's Eleventh Law
What is the most important part of your job that will never be stated in the job description?

Cleaning other people's sh*t day in day out.


Choo's Twelfth Law
Same sh*t, different day.


Choo's Be Your Own Boss Law
When you are your own boss, you control your own DESTINY.
When you are just an employee, you control NOTHING.


Money isn't everything … it's the only thing.
This is $ingapore, mind you.